10 - Texas 2-Stepping the law works better in Louisiana
9 - Everybody doesn't love Raymond
8 - NOLA evacuees don't always make the best neighbors
7 - Rawhide isn't a gay
bar
6 - Mari Gras beads can't take the place of a Stetson
5 - Chili is "Texan"
for heartburn
4 - Dairy Queen is not a drive-thru for frozen Daiquiri's
3 - The Katrina-victim
excuse will only get you so far
2 - Don't ask for the "Ray Nagin Special"
And the#1
answer...........
1 - Don't buy a vacation home in Texas and not pay the damn Condo Dues!
